By the request of Starman, Epilogue 2 has been removed. This is his explanation.

"Sorry folks, but due to my recent work on Vulcan's character history, I needed to have that thing taken down. Not only that... but I always hated it. It was a constipated peice of shit. I just feel that I can do so much better. But, don't worry... to make up for the sudden deletion of the Once-Epilogue 2, I'll allow you to be aware of the fact that we have been working on building a stock of Epilogues to update with in the future. We might not have all sorts of thingamajigs like the Mechs or the Six, but we'll try and make up for that with quality, weekly Epilogues. So, hey, don't cry over the death of my bastard child. It'll be for the better, and I am sure the new Epilogues will be far more enjoyable than it ever was. Thanks for understanding." - Jack Vulcan

Edits have been made because of this change in the continuity.

In my desperate attempt to at least keep the site on the Active list, (At the Mechs Board) I've sat down in my Not-Gonna-Be-Lazy Chair® and decided to put up a half-baked Links page. Links to several popular sites and one forum RPG can be found in there, along with a Team Links page. Not to mention my typical smart remarks and wittiness. Not much to brag about considering the last update was two months ago, but

hey, we're not and that's what counts.

That's right folks, the Ascendant Androids haven't given up yet. Quite the contrary, actually. We have a couple of things worth mentioning, with possible added updates later today or tomorrow, depending on what the team thinks. First up is a rather sad (but at the same time funny considering who we are) epilogue, Of Stones and Shoes. Read it before continuing on with this newspost please.

Many of the AA's viewers probably know due to frequenting the Mechanical Maniacs board, but I guess there are those that don't yet. Our Stoneman, Patrick, has decided to quit the team. Of Stones and Shoes is about that if you haven't actually read it yet. Anyway, you probably all know who his successor is. We'll have that bio up next opportunity we can.

Another thing to note is that we now have a Guestbook! Stop on by and sign it if you dare. I don't think there's anything else noteworthy at the moment. More later on.

This time around, Tommy-san has come through with quite a few comics for your pleasure. They're all food related at that.  According to him, they were chat inspired, so I'll go with that. An Arsenal section was added to each Bio a couple of days ago, so I figure I'll go ahead and mention it now. Updates are steadily coming in, so all signs are pointing onward. Expect more later!

EDIT: Also, Tommy has revealed our Mysterious Observer. I'm pretty sure you've all figured out who that is by now, though. Check the Art Section for this one also!

And great stuff it was. Vulcan has some poetry up for starters. Go to the Documents section lazy fools dedicated readers. No link for you! Also, the Darkman Sentinel sprites were changed once more to Tommy's versions. Enjoy. Also, that archive page I mentioned months back... finished. Now you can just hit the next/page 2/whatever-I-decide-to-call-it button at the bottom of this page here to access our old news. Or, I may have just deleted all our old news posts attempting to move them over to that page. This hurts me more than alot of people. Oh well, it's old news anyway.

Oh wait... HAPPY NEW YEAR from the AA!

Epilogue 4 - Dark Clouds Overhead Part 1 is completed and ready to be read. Head on over to the Documents Section and check it out!  Expect an edit later on with a longer newspost than this and some other, more notworthy things added.

EDIT: So it took a while... a long while... but the Darkman Sentinel sprites were added to Dark Clouds Overhead. Not much of an edit, I know, but oh well.

It's me again with my first epilogue for the team called Epilogue 3 - Fear. I COMMAND you to read it. Too lazy to trudge your way to the documents section? Fine, I shall link you to it out of pity. Clicketh.

Also, I have set up the Rogue's gallery. You can see it in the bios section.

For today, we have some poetry sent in by our very own Stoneman, titled Shademan. Vulcan has also submitted Epilogue 2 - Trust of a Warrior. They're both very good reads. Head on over to the Documents section and check them out! As a side note, all news past five updates will be put in an archive page. If we have alot of news, which I do hope so, we'll probably make multiple archive pages for them. Let's see how things go!

Made a little something from Classi-Cal's Music Generation Project. It's a comic thingy based on the song "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand. You can view it in the art section.